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Events have been so hectic that I have been neglecting this website to a frightful degree. [1]
Either the web server is having a bad day or our testing guys were busy watching funny videos on the net and missed this one. [2]
Times are busy in the mad sciences. [...] I am seeking an assistant, preferably with a traditional name such as Igor, but that is not mandatory. [...] Several documentary film makers have requested that I participate in their projects and I am considering doing so, although I cannot imagine where I will find the time. [...] I shall endeavor to upload additional photos in the near future and will also make a concerted effort to update this site more frequently. [...] I will be restricting any other new projects to only the most tempting and will be placing a number of current projects on hold as well during this period. [...] This project will be a high priority until it is resolved one way or the other. [...] In the event that this is sucessful, I will gain substantial additional funding. [...] I have recently been contacted by an Archeologist who requested my assistance in pinpointing and securing artifacts from from a shipwreck. [...] This position is essentially unpaid, but will include room and board. [...] Any sort of physical deformity or oddity is a bonus, as is a strong accent. [...] He should have a basic background in science and be trained as a butler. [1]
Sources:
[1] Professor Widget — Master Of Gadgetry
[2] Mad Professor Mobile Widget on Plusmo