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While the origin of April Fool’s Day is not exactly known, it is clear that this day of pranks has been observed since around 1582 in France. [1]

Check out the latest April Fools’ Day submitted by FamilyFun guests. [2]

Check out the latest April Fools’ Day Craft Pranks submitted by FamilyFun guests. [3]

Classic pranks, food pranks, printable pranks and more from Family Fun! [4]

Even though this joke is one of those haha jokes, it still works. [5]

Put a fake ice cube with a fake fly in it in your friend’s drink. [6]

Online April Fools’ Day cards for family and friends in many themes. [4]

It is interesting to note that many countries celebrate this day of pranks, but pranks and jokes do vary from country to country. [...] In fact, April Fool’s Day has a longer history than some other holidays celebrated, such as Mother’s Day and even Valentine’s Day. [1]

Kids may have to ditch their favorite music players. [4]

If I don’t like FamilyFun, I’ll return the bill marked “cancel” and keep the first issue at no risk or obligation. [2]

Find out more about how this holiday got its start, and what activities can be fun for the whole family. [1]

The history and traditions of this holiday from Wilstar - as well as some ‘foolish’ quotes. [4]

I quickly pulled the salt container and switched it with the sugar. [5]

Freebies galore to play computer pranks on your friends - remember to use your best judgement these are intended for FUN only. [4]

Sources:
[1] History of April Fool’s Day: Pranks and Jokes that Kids Can …
[2] April Fools‘ Pranks, Practical Jokes & Tricks | Family Fun
[3] Funny April Fools‘ Pranks & Jokes for Kids - April Fools …
[4] Holidays - April Fools‘ Day
[5] April Fools‘ Day Jokes | Pranks | Practical Jokes | Gag …
[6] April Fool’s Day Pranks for Kids. Fun Pranks, Gags and Jokes

Rumors have surface that Dwayne Wade and Siohvaughn Wade are getting a divorce. [1]

In January 2009, Siohvaughn Wade claimed, among other things, that her husband abandoned his children, that they were frightened to be around him, that he was “guilty of extreme and repeated mental cruelty” toward his wife. [2]

“Mr. Wade has been the victim of a reckless campaign by Siohvaughn Wade and her lawyers to publicly humiliate him and damage his reputation,” James Power, an attorney representing the Heat player, said in a statement to the AP. [3]

Dwyane Wade is a superstar of Miami Head and Siohvaughn Wade is his wife. [4]

All we know is that someone from the Miami Heat organization is probably spreading around rumors about Siohvaughn, which somehow ended up being sent to a popular sports blog, which might just mean this whole thing is just about ready to be one of the nastiest, public sports star divorces in recent memory with lots more leaks to gossips to come. [5]

In addition, Wade has asked that his wife be ordered to undergo a psychological examination. [2]

Dwyane Wade soars in for a dunk during the early stages of the NBA All-Star Game last Sunday. [3]

Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade and his wife Siohvaughn, welcomed a son, Zion, in Chicago on Tuesday, the basketball star announced on his Web site. [6]

Dwyane Wade has asked a court to grant him sole custody of his two young sons, adding to an already venomous and drawn-out divorce proceeding between the Miami Heat guard and his estranged wife. [1]

MIAMI (AP) ‘ Dwyane Wade sued his estranged wife and two of her lawyers Wednesday over accusations the Miami Heat star contracted a sexually transmitted disease through an extramarital affair. [...] For publication consideration in the newspaper, send comments to letters@usatoday.com. [3]

He told me that D-Wade (whose marriage is in divorce proceedings) took a horrifying turn when his wife (who mysteriously picked up Herpes) demanded a list of all the girls he slept with while they were married. [5]

Dwyane Wade said the custody fight and desire to be around his sons could keep him from participating with the U.S. men’s national team in this summer’s world championships. [2]

Siohvaughn Wade is the wife of NBA basketball athlete Dwyane Wade. [1]

Dwyane Wade is passing through the divorce case and currently this proceeding is in the middle. [4]

Sources:
[1] Siohvaughn Wade - Zimbio
[2] Wade asks for sole custody of his 2 sons - NBA - Yahoo! Sports
[3] Wade sues estranged wife, attorneys over accusations …
[4] Siohvaughn Wade
[5] What has Siohvaughn Wade Done to her Beautiful Dwyane …
[6] NBA Star Dwyane Wade, Wife Have a Son - Birth : People.com

If you upload infringing content, your account will be suspended or terminated.Learn More [...] These dud spuds make a great side dish at dinnertime on April Fools’ day. [1]

When I was in the eighth grade at school, we went on a trip to Quebec City. [2]

Post photos of your creations, and share tips and comments. [...] Send me one year (10 issues) of FamilyFun for just $10.00 — that’s a savings of 74% off the regular cover price. [3]

I told her that she could have the guy and that i hoped they make monkey babies together but be sure to send me a picture (by the way, the girl was ugly, resembling a monkey and the guy had long hair also resembling a monkey). [2]

I certify that I have the rights to distribute this picture and that it does not violate our Terms of Use. [3]

The april fools practical jokes and gag gifts contained in this site are so funny that if I am drinking milk while checking these jokes out, I snort all that white liquid out my nose! [...] When my sister and I were kids, we would call random numbers on the phone. [2]

If I don’t like FamilyFun, I’ll return the bill marked “cancel” and keep the first issue at no risk or obligation. [...] You only need a few props to pull off an April Fool’s prank on your kids. [3]

After the joke’s been sprung, kids can serve up the pretend potatoes at playtime. [1]

I was spending the night at a friends house and just as we settled to sleep we realized that the next day was April Fools. [...] After that was over I went to his locker put the stinky stuff in it took out the stopper and put it on the stand. [...] My co-worker goes out to have a smoke every hour on the hour and I was getting really sick and tired of covering for him while he has gone for 20 minutes at a time. [2]

Sources:
[1] Faked Potato | April Fools‘ Day Crafts | Family Fun
[2] More Pranks
[3] April Fools‘ Pranks: Model Parent (April Fools‘ Classic Prank …

The 2010 McDonald’s All-American game is set to take place on March 31, 2010 at the Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio. [1]

The McDonald’s All-American Game refers to each of the all-star basketball games played each year for boys’ and girls’ high school basketball graduates. [2]

The game will take place on March 31st at the Value City Arena in Columbus, OH. [...] The nation’s top prospect Harrison Barnes will be on hand as will other players such as Brandon Knight, Kyrie Irving, Joe Jackson, Josh Selby, Kendall Marshall, Corey Joseph and Ray McCallum — that are listed as lead guards made the game. [3]

The 2010 McDonald’s All-American Game Is Set For Wednesday. [1]

Chip Patterson has been a lifelong college basketball fan and now serves as Basketball Editor for Buster Sports. [4]

The 2010 McDonald’s All-American will feature 24 of the nation’s top high school basketball players competing in an all-star game. [3]

The game has long been known as a showcase for the best high school basketball players in the country. [1]

The 2010 McDonald’s All-American roster list has been released. [3]

Get the Yardbarker Network Widget widget and many other great free widgets at Widgetbox ! [4]

Corey Hawkins (ASU commit) is better than half of these players and hes not on the list. [3]

That year, the All-Americans played in an All-star game against a group of high school stars from the Washington D.C. area. [2]

Rivals reported today that CJ Leslie was the shining star in today’s East’s 5 on 5 scrimmage. [...] Surprised nobody pointed out that he has one heck of a pedigree: he’s Hersey Hawkins’ son. [...] Corey Joseph and Tristan Thompson representing Canada oh yeah!!!!! [3]

Sources:
[1] 2010 McDonald’s All-American Roster and Schedule | NowPublic …
[2] McDonald’s All-American Game - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[3] 2010 McDonald’s All-American Roster: Complete List of HS All …
[4] 2010 McDonald’s All-American Rosters Announced > Buster Sports

Onika Maraj (born December 8, 1984), better known by her stage name Nicki Minaj, is an American rapper and singer. [1]

FADER fashion diva Nicki Minaj teams back up with her “Get It All” partner Sean Garrett for “Massive Attack,” the first official single from her upcoming debut album. [2]

Young Money’s Nicki Minaj has shared her reaction to the release of her first single, “Massive Attack.” [3]

The song “Massive Attack” is not quite the single we were expecting’the 2008-sounding radio beat seems beneath her’but her verses still slay: she flaunts her signature personality and rips through the track with mad determination and a crazy, topical war/the club metaphor. [4]

Young Money’s Nicki Minaj tapped model Amber Rose to appear in her upcoming “Massive Attack” music video that was recently shot in California. [5]

In preparation for her upcoming debut album, which has yet to be titled, Minaj drops the first single from the project, “Massive Attack” featuring Sean Garrett. [3]

In August 2009, Minaj signed to Young Money Entertainment with distribution from Universal Motown, who will release her debut studio album in 2010. [1]

Tom tom like in Lebanon/ harder than in Pakistan/ click click click/ young Nick the atomic bomb is just the intro verse, which is pretty bananas. [4]

And every record that I’m doing for the album, I can see the stage show, I can see the video. [5]

It will undoubtedly be appropriately over-the-top, pure Nicki in a desert Mad Max setting. [4]

The song features Sean Garrett, who produced the song along with Alex Da Kid. [1]

With fans clamoring for their highly anticipated debut albums, Drake and Nicki stand on the cusp of being crowned hip-hop’s new reigning king and queen. [...] Alright time to calm the nerves with Nas & Damian Marley “Distant Relative” trailer after that massive attack. [6]

The video is set to feature Sean Garrett with cameo appearances by Drake and Amber Rose. [1]

This may indicate that all the talk about a Jay-z and Dre song coming soon might not be far fetched and could actually be true. [6]

Sources:
[1] Nicki Minaj - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[2] Listen To Nicki Minaj’s Debut Single “Massive Attack …
[3] NICKI MINAJ SHARES HER POST “MASSIVE ATTACK” REACTIONS …
[4] Nicki Minaj f. Sean Garrett, “Massive Attack” MP3 ” The FADER
[5] NICKI MINAJ RECRUITS AMBER ROSE FOR “MASSIVE ATTACK” MUSIC …
[6] Box Clef